{"product_id":"thanks-for-saving-my-arse-again-thank-you-card","title":"Thanks for saving my arse. | Again. | Thank You Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"350\"\u003eLet's be honest... this probably isn't the first time they've had to rescue you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"352\" data-end=\"586\"\u003eWhether they talked you out of a terrible decision, fixed your latest disaster, covered your shift, picked you up, or simply stopped your life from completely unravelling, this cheeky thank you card says exactly what they're thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"588\" data-end=\"754\"\u003eThe elegant floral design keeps things classy on the outside with \u003cstrong data-start=\"654\" data-end=\"686\"\u003e\"Thanks for Saving My Arse.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e Open the card to reveal the perfectly timed punchline: \u003cstrong data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e\"Again.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"912\"\u003eIt's funny, relatable and just the right amount of sarcastic for the people who somehow keep coming to your rescue—despite knowing exactly what you're like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"914\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003eBecause every hero deserves a thank you… especially if they're saving your arse on a regular basis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"914\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"em107h\" data-start=\"1020\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"em107h\" data-start=\"1020\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1221\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1h6iurt\" data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1049\"\u003eBest friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wghgsv\" data-start=\"1050\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003ePartners \u0026amp; 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