{"product_id":"you-got-married-and-now-youre-a-father-greeting-card-that-escalated-quickly-new-dad-card","title":"You Got Married and Now You're a Father Greeting Card | that escalated quickly | New Dad Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"137\"\u003eSome life milestones move a little faster than expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"464\"\u003eThis funny new dad congratulations card pairs a sweet watercolor teddy bear holding a balloon with a perfectly timed punchline inside: \u003cem data-start=\"274\" data-end=\"301\"\u003e\"That escalated quickly.\"\u003c\/em\u003e It's the ideal card for celebrating the friend, brother, husband, or coworker who somehow went from groom to dad before anyone had a chance to catch their breath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"466\" data-end=\"765\"\u003eThe charming pastel illustration gives it a classic, heartfelt look, while the inside delivers the kind of dry humour every new father can appreciate. 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