Congrats on becoming a father. | You'll be assembling tiny furniture until retirement | Funny Greeting Card

Congratulations on becoming a father! You're about to embark on the greatest adventure of your life... and spend an astonishing amount of it assembling tiny furniture with confusing instructions and approximately 47 leftover screws.

This funny new dad congratulations card is perfect for celebrating first-time fathers with a little honesty and a lot of humour. Featuring soft pastel watercolour alphabet blocks on the front and a laugh-out-loud punchline inside, it's a unique alternative to traditional baby cards.

Whether you're congratulating your partner, brother, son, best mate, or coworker, this card is guaranteed to earn a smile before the flat-pack furniture begins.

Because fatherhood isn't just raising kids—it's becoming an unpaid expert in cribs, toy kitchens, dollhouses and miniature everything.

Perfect For

• First-time dads
• New father congratulations
• Baby showers
• New baby celebrations
• Pregnancy announcements
• Partners expecting their first child
• Friends, brothers, sons or coworkers
• Dads with a great sense of humour

Why They'll Love It

• Funny, relatable parenting humour
• Soft watercolour alphabet block illustration
• Blank inside after the punchline for your own message
• Printed on premium-quality cardstock
• A keepsake they'll appreciate long after the nursery is assembled

Product features
- Digitally printed on 270gsm premium paper
- Vertical orientation
- Includes envelopes; blanks sourced from USA
- Available in multiple quantities (1, 10, 30, 50)

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.