Congrats On The Baby | Child Birth: 0 Stars - Would not recommend |Baby Shower Card

Some experiences deserve five stars. Childbirth... isn't one of them.

This funny new baby card is the perfect way to congratulate new parents while giving Mum the recognition she truly deserves. Featuring an adorable watercolour teddy bear holding a balloon on the front, it looks sweet and innocent—until the inside delivers the brutally honest review every new mum can appreciate.

Whether you're celebrating a best friend, sister, coworker or new mum with a great sense of humour, this cheeky greeting card is guaranteed to earn a laugh (or at least a very knowing nod). It's perfect for baby showers, hospital visits, or welcoming a newborn with a little honesty and a lot of love.

Cute on the outside. Hilariously truthful on the inside. That's the Lokipawz way.

Perfect For

• New baby congratulations
• Baby showers
• Hospital visits
• New mums
• Best friends and sisters
• Funny parenting gifts
• Adult humour greeting cards
• Postpartum celebrations

Why They'll Love It

• Adorable watercolour teddy bear illustration
• Honest postpartum humour that new parents will appreciate
• Premium-quality cardstock with a luxury feel
• Blank space for your own heartfelt (or hilarious) message
• A keepsake they'll pull out whenever someone says, "You'll forget the pain."

Product features
- Printed on sturdy 270gsm paper
- Vibrant, crisp colors using modern digital printing techniques.
- Vertical orientation 
- Available in multiple quantities (1, 10, 30, 50) and sourced blanks from the USA.
- Includes matching envelope;

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.