CONGRATS ON THE NEW ARRIVAL | May Your Baby Sleep and Your Hemorrhoids Disappear | Greeting Card

New baby? Amazing. Sleeping through the night? Less likely. This hilariously honest new baby card is made for parents who appreciate that the best congratulations come with a healthy dose of reality.

The sweet watercolour baby booties on the front make this card look beautifully traditional, while the inside delivers the unforgettable wish every new parent secretly hopes comes true: "May your baby sleep and your hemorrhoids disappear."

Perfect for baby showers, hospital visits, or welcoming a newborn, this cheeky greeting card is ideal for best friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a laugh after surviving childbirth. Equal parts adorable and brutally relatable, it's guaranteed to stand out from the sea of sentimental baby cards.

Because sleep is priceless... and so is a good sense of humour.

Perfect For

• New baby congratulations
• Baby shower gifts
• New mums
• Hospital visits
• Friends with a cheeky sense of humour
• Postpartum celebrations
• Adult humour greeting cards
• Parenting gifts

Why They'll Love It

• Sweet watercolour baby booties illustration
• Honest postpartum humour every new parent will appreciate
• Premium-quality cardstock with a luxury feel
• Blank space to add your own heartfelt message
• A funny keepsake they'll remember long after the nappies are gone

Product features
- Printed on 270gsm premium paper
- Vibrant, high-resolution double-sided printing that preserves soft watercolor tones
- Available in multiple quantities (1, 10, 30, 50) with vertical layout
- Includes matching envelope; blanks sourced from the USA

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.