Congratulations on the tiny human. | Your coochie died a hero. | Funny New Baby Card

Some baby cards are sweet. This one salutes the real hero of the day.

Celebrate the arrival of a brand-new tiny human with a greeting card that's guaranteed to make exhausted parents laugh. Featuring a soft pastel watercolour pram on the front and an outrageously funny punchline inside, this cheeky congratulations card is perfect for friends who appreciate a little adult humour after surviving childbirth.

Whether it's for a baby shower, hospital visit, or welcoming a newborn, this card skips the clichés and goes straight for the laugh. Because while everyone is admiring the baby, someone deserves a standing ovation for the journey that got them here.

Equal parts adorable and inappropriate, it's the perfect keepsake for parents with a wicked sense of humour.

Perfect For

• New baby congratulations
• Baby showers
• First-time parents
• Friends with a cheeky sense of humour
• Pregnancy celebrations
• Hospital visits
• Adult humour greeting cards
• Anyone who prefers laughter over sentimentality

Why They'll Love It

• Cute watercolour pram design with a hilarious twist
• Perfect balance of sweet and sarcastic
• Blank inside after the punchline for your own message
• Printed on premium-quality cardstock
• A baby card they'll actually keep

Product features
- Vibrant, crisp colors using modern digital printing
- Printed on premium 270gsm paper
- Vertical layout options
- Available in multiple quantities (1, 10, 30, 50) with envelopes included
- Blanks sourced from USA; 

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.