Congratulations! The sex trophy has arrived. | Funny Greeting Card

Forget the storks. Forget the fairy tales.

Let's call it what it is.

Celebrate the arrival of a brand-new tiny human with a baby card that's guaranteed to get a laugh. Featuring adorable pastel baby illustrations on the front with a simple "Congratulations!", the inside delivers the unexpected punchline: "The Sex Trophy Has Arrived."

Perfect for close friends, siblings, cousins or that couple who appreciate sarcastic humour, this card is equal parts adorable and inappropriate. It's the ideal alternative to overly sentimental baby cards and is guaranteed to stand out at the baby shower.

Because after nine months of hard work... you've got the cutest little trophy imaginable.

Perfect For

• Baby showers
• New parents
• Best friends
• Brothers & sisters
• Couples with a great sense of humour
• Pregnancy announcements
• Congratulations on a new baby

Why They'll Love It

• Cute pastel baby-themed artwork
• Unexpected, laugh-out-loud punchline
• Funny adult humour for parents
• A unique alternative to traditional baby cards
• Blank inside for your own message

Product features
- Printed on 270gsm premium paper for a sturdy, high-quality feel
- Vertical layout
- Comes in multiple quantities (1, 10, 30, 50) with envelopes included
- Blanks sourced from USA; 

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.