Congratulations! | You're now responsible for keeping a tiny drunk person alive. | Funny Greeting Card

Congratulations! You've officially been promoted to keeper of a tiny, permanently hungry, sleep-resistant little drunk person. This funny baby congratulations card is the perfect way to celebrate new parents with a healthy dose of sarcasm and reality.

Featuring soft pastel watercolour balloons, dreamy clouds, a sweet wooden toy train, and a hilarious message inside, this card is ideal for friends and family who appreciate humour just as much as baby cuddles. It's a playful alternative to traditional newborn cards and guaranteed to get a laugh at the baby shower, hospital visit, or first meeting with the newest little human.

Because babies may be adorable… but they're basically tiny drunk roommates with terrible sleep schedules.

Blank inside (after the punchline) for your own heartfelt—or equally inappropriate—message.

Perfect For

• Funny new baby congratulations
• Baby shower gifts
• New parents with a sense of humour
• Pregnancy announcements
• First babies
• Second, third or "how did this happen again?" babies
• Friends, siblings and coworkers
• Anyone who prefers laughter over sentimentality

Why They'll Love It

• Soft pastel watercolour artwork
• Funny baby joke they'll actually remember
• Blank space for your own message
• High-quality print on premium cardstock
• A keepsake they'll probably display on the fridge

Product features
- Printed on premium 270gsm paper
- Available in multiple quantities 
- Vertical layouts
- Envelopes included; blanks sourced from USA

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.