Thanks for putting up with my bullshit. | It's basically a full-time job. | Thank You Card

Some people deserve flowers. Others deserve a medal. Since we couldn't fit either inside an envelope, this card will have to do.

For the friend who's listened to every rant, the partner who's survived your questionable decisions, or the coworker who's quietly cleaned up your chaos, this cheeky thank you card says what we're all thinking: thanks for putting up with my bullshit.

Featuring soft pastel hearts on the front with a sweet-but-sweary message, it opens to reveal the punchline: "It's basically a full-time job." Equal parts heartfelt and hilarious, it's the perfect card for friendships built on sarcasm, questionable life choices, and unconditional tolerance.

Whether you're saying thanks after a tough year, celebrating a best friend, or just admitting you're a lot to deal with, this funny thank you card is guaranteed to get a laugh.

Perfect For

• Best friends
• Partners & spouses
• Sisters & brothers
• Work friends & colleagues
• Therapists... (just kidding... sort of)
• Anyone who deserves hazard pay for knowing you

Why They'll Love It

• Sweet pastel heart design with a sarcastic twist
• Funny adult humour
• Perfect balance of rude and heartfelt
• Great for birthdays, thank yous, anniversaries or "just because"

Product features
- Bright, crisp colors using advanced digital printing
- Printed on 270gsm premium paper
- Comes in multiple quantities; vertical orientation
- Includes envelopes; blanks sourced from USA

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.