Welcome to fatherhood. | You'll never poop alone again. | Funny Greeting Card

Welcome to fatherhood—where privacy becomes a distant memory and even a quick trip to the bathroom turns into a family event.

This hilarious new dad congratulations card is the perfect way to celebrate a first-time father with a joke every parent knows is painfully true. Featuring soft watercolour artwork with a blue ribbon and adorable toy car, the sweet design contrasts perfectly with the brutally honest punchline inside.

Whether it's for a baby shower, hospital visit, gender reveal, or celebrating a brand-new dad, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh before the sleep deprivation kicks in.

Because becoming a dad is magical… but your bathroom door will never close in peace again.

Perfect For

• First-time dads
• New father congratulations
• Baby showers
• New baby celebrations
• Pregnancy announcements
• Father's first baby
• Friends, brothers, sons or coworkers becoming dads
• Parents who appreciate sarcastic humour

Why They'll Love It

• Funny parenting humour every dad understands
• Cute pastel watercolour design with a playful twist
• Blank inside after the punchline for your own message
• Printed on premium-quality cardstock
• A keepsake that's far more memorable than another baby onesie

Product features
- High-quality 270gsm paper for a substantial, premium feel
- Vibrant, digitally printed colors that keep watercolor details soft and clear
- Vertical orientation
- Includes envelopes; blanks sourced from USA;

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.