Well done! | Your vagina just won Employee of the Month. | Funny Greeting Card

Giving birth deserves more than a polite congratulations—it deserves a standing ovation. This hilarious new baby card celebrates the incredible achievement of bringing a tiny human into the world with a joke that's guaranteed to get a laugh.

The front features an adorable watercolour nursery scene complete with a beautiful bassinet, cuddly bunny and soft toy, while the inside delivers the punchline every new mum will appreciate: "Your vagina just won Employee of the Month."

Perfect for close friends, sisters, besties or anyone who loves honest parenting humour, this card mixes sweet illustrations with unapologetically cheeky wit. It's the ideal baby shower or new baby card for someone who'd rather laugh through the chaos than pretend childbirth was all magical glowing moments.

Because sometimes the best congratulations come with a very inappropriate joke.

Perfect For

• New baby congratulations
• Baby showers
• Hospital visits
• New mums with a great sense of humour
• Best friends and sisters
• Adult humour greeting cards
• Postpartum celebrations
• Funny parenting gifts

Why They'll Love It

• Beautiful watercolour nursery illustration
• Hilarious, relatable postpartum humour
• Premium-quality cardstock
• Blank space for your own message after the joke
• A keepsake card they'll laugh about for years

Product features
- Printed on 270gsm premium paper for sturdy, professional feel
- Vibrant, high-resolution colors using advanced printing techniques
- Envelopes included
- Blanks sourced from the USA; 

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.