You Grew a Human and Pushed It Out Greeting Card | Frankly, that's enough achievement for one lifetime. | New Baby Card

Growing a whole human is impressive enough. Pushing that tiny human into the world? That's superhero-level.

This funny new baby congratulations card celebrates one of life's greatest achievements with a playful sense of humour. Featuring soft pink watercolor ABC blocks on the front, the inside delivers the perfectly deserved compliment: "Frankly, that's enough achievement for one lifetime." It's a heartfelt nod to everything new mums have accomplished—with just the right amount of Lokipawz sass.

Whether you're celebrating a baby shower, welcoming a newborn, or congratulating a first-time mum, this card is a thoughtful and hilarious way to recognise the incredible journey of pregnancy and childbirth. Sweet artwork paired with an honest message makes it a keepsake they'll treasure long after the sleepless nights begin.

Perfect For

• New baby congratulations
• New mums
• Baby showers
• First-time parents
• Pregnancy celebrations
• Postpartum gifts
• Hospital visits
• Funny motherhood cards

Why They'll Love It

• Soft watercolor ABC block illustration
• Funny, empowering message for new mums
• Premium-quality cardstock with a luxury feel
• Blank space for your own heartfelt note
• A memorable keepsake they'll smile at for years

Product features
- Bright, crisp colors using modern digital printing
- Premium 270gsm paper
- Available in multiple sizes, quantities (1, 10, 30, 50) and vertical orientations
- Envelopes included; blanks sourced from USA

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.